Limited edition

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Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine
Feline Fine

Feline Fine

Feline Fine

Regular price £ 225.00
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A limited edition watch for the rebels, the realists, and everyone in between.

Designed by British Illustrator, Eleanor Dalzell, this watch encourages you to wear your existential humour and messiness with pride.

The design features a sunglass-wearing, cigarette-smoking cat draped in a blanket of indifference.

As time passes the watch face alternates between throwing the phrase ‘everything is fine’ and ‘everything is fucked’, perfectly capturing the fine line we all walk between optimism and pessimism.

You will also receive a copy of Eleanor's playful, raw and relatable book 'How To Self Sabotage' with your watch.



How to read the time

The time telling on the Feline Fine is integrated within the design:

  • The Molotov cocktail marks the hour.
  • The flickering lighter shows you the minutes.


Eleanor describes her inspiration:

"This watch was born out of love for blending humour with existential honesty.

The design is a bold statement: 'Everything is fine… until it’s not.' It reminds us that time is always ticking, whether to ignite hope or embrace the mess.

The watch is inspired by my book ‘How to Self Sabotage’, which I hope people will find playful, raw and relatable.

Whether you’re feeling ‘fine’ or pretty ‘fucked’, the watch is here to remind you it’s okay to feel both."



Limited edition

This watch is available exclusively from Mr Jones Watches website and shop for 12 hours (until 8pm GMT) in a numbered limited edition.

When you purchase, you will be assigned an edition number and this will be engraved on your watch case back.


  • Medium / unisex size
  • Swiss made single jewel quartz mechanism
  • Sapphire glass (hard-wearing)
  • Waterproof! Rated 5ATM
  • 12 month warranty included
  • 18mm black leather, white stitch strap
  • 316L stainless steel case (PVD coated)
Size guide
37mm medium/unisex size watch

Eleanor Dalzell

Eleanor Dalzell portrait

"This watch was born out of love for blending humour with existential honesty.

The design is a bold statement: 'Everything is fine… until it’s not.' It reminds us that time is always ticking, whether to ignite hope or embrace the mess.

The watch is inspired by my book ‘How to Self Sabotage’, which I hope people will find playful, raw and relatable.

Whether you’re feeling ‘fine’ or pretty ‘fucked’, the watch is here to remind you it’s okay to feel both."



"I’m a London-based illustrator with a knack for turning life’s chaotic moments into relatable, humorous art.

My work explores the raw, messy, and often hilarious aspects of being human.

I invite viewers to find comfort in the absurdity of it all. My creations are as much about self-reflection as they are about embracing the chaos".



You can see more of Eleanor's work here.

Order processing

We aim to dispatch all orders within 2-3 working days.

When your order is dispatched, your tracking details will be updated.

If you have opted for a custom engraving please allow an additional 1-2 working days.

If you are purchasing during a sale or a limited edition release, you can expect an email update with an estimated dispatch date if there any changes to the timeframe.

If you are in a hurry for your order, please email us. We'll try our best to prioritise your order.

Shipping guide for watches

UK: FREE DPD shipping, 1-2 working days
United States & Canada: FREE DHL shipping, 1-3 working days
The EU: FREE DHL shipping, 2-4 working days. To order to The EU, please visit our Euro website here (duties and taxes are included in the price of your watch).

Click here to see the full shipping guide for watches

Shipping guide for t-shirts

Our t-shirts are printed by us and shipped from our workshop in London. This means if you place an order for both a watch and t-shirt(s), they will be shipped together via an express service. Delivery times for these can be found here.

If you order a t-shirt without a watch, it will be shipped via a Royal Mail tracked service which usually takes a little longer. You can see an estimated timescale when you input your address at the checkout.

Shipping guide for watch straps

If purchased separately from your watch, watch straps will be shipped with Royal Mail 1st Class / International tracked shipping.

This takes 2-14 working days depending on location. You can see a more accurate timescale when you input your address at the checkout.

These delivery times are a guide based on the carriers terms of service, products may, in some unusual cases take longer to arrive. If this happens, please get in touch.

Return your watch for an exchange

We are happy to exchange unworn watches.

Fastening the watch will cause damage to the leather. If this is the case, we charge for the watch strap (or we can put the worn strap on the exchanged watch for free).

Please email us directly if you think your watch is faulty.

Return your watch for a refund

To return for a full refund, you have 30 days if purchased online. After this time we can offer an exchange if your watch hasn’t been worn.

If you purchased your watch in-store, we can offer an exchange or store credit only. This is because you’ve seen the watch in person and had the opportunity to try it on. Please let us know if you’re purchasing as a gift.

T-shirt returns and Exchanges

We recommend checking the measurements of our t-shirts on our size guide before placing your order, you can also check them here

However, if your t-shirt is faulty, we can offer an exchange or a refund. In this circumstance, please email us within 30 days of placing your order, with a photograph of the problem, as well as your order number.

To return other products (such as straps) please email us: info@mrjoneswatches.com to arrange this.

UK returns

1) Generate your free returns label here.

2) Print it off and stick it to your original packaging.

3) Take it to your local post office. Find your closest here.

(If you no longer have your original packaging, please ensure your watch is securely wrapped in bubble wrap / something similar to protect it in transit).

NB please include a short note describing the issue with the watch and your contact details.

EU and International returns

Please send the watch to this address:

Mr Jones Watches (repairs)
61 Dartmouth Road
London SE23 3HN
United Kingdom

Ensure the watch is securely wrapped in bubble wrap to protect it in transit.

Please include a note stating:

- the reason for the return
- a detailed description of the problem with your watch (if sending for repair)
- your email address and your order number
- remember to include your return delivery address, (so we know where to send the repaired watch)

We recommend you use a tracked service. 

As the UK is no longer in the EU, you will have to fill in a Customs Declaration form (usually a CN22).

Please write in the description field "wristwatch, return for factory repair / refund , no commercial value." 

This is essential otherwise an import duty will be levied which you will be liable for (there is no way for us to reclaim this charge).

Please note: we do not cover shipping costs for unwanted items, returned from outside of the UK. If you are returning a watch that is faulty we may be able to reimburse shipping costs if your watch is within warranty, please contact us ahead of sending in this instance.

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Made in London

Each colour you see in the design was mixed by hand, before being airbrushed and printed layer by layer and assembled by our dedicated workshop team here in London.

INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER

Eleanor's art book

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