{"product_id":"rockys-watch","title":"\u0026#@%!?","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are moments when time moves painfully slow. The traffic refuses to move. Your laptop decides today is the day to update itself. Five minutes stretches into what feels like forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis watch perfectly captures the universal experience of impatience, with a pinch of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by illustrator and printmaker Rocky Beeson, \u0026amp;#@%!? is inspired by the everyday frustrations we all know a little too well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInstead of traditional hands, the watch measures your day somewhere between slow as fuck and not so slow, a scale that feels surprisingly accurate, depending on your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKnown for finding humour in life's minor frustrations, Rocky's work celebrates the universal annoyances that connect us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs she puts it: \u003cem\u003e\"I see it, I hate it, I draw it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis watch is a natural extension of that philosophy, using the dial itself as a canvas for a joke we' re all in on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also a nod to some of the earliest Mr Jones Watches, where text took centre stage and telling the time became part of the artwork itself, filtered through Rocky's own practice and sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the most accurate way to measure time isn't in hours and minutes. It's in patience (or lack thereof).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border-top: 3px solid #000000; border-radius: 20px; max-width: 80%;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHow to read the time:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe hour hand is 'SLOW AS FUCK'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe minute hand is 'NOT AS SLOW'. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe second hand is the swirling line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border-top: 3px solid #000000; border-radius: 20px; max-width: 80%;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimited edition\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis watch is available exclusively from Mr Jones Watches in a limited edition of 300 pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you purchase, you will be assigned an edition number and this will be printed on your watch case back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border-top: 3px solid #000000; border-radius: 20px; max-width: 80%;\"\u003e","brand":"Mr Jones Watches","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58449472258429,"sku":"151-V6","price":195.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1348\/3759\/files\/Rocky-Front-Menu.jpg?v=1785317424","url":"https:\/\/mrjoneswatches.com\/products\/rockys-watch","provider":"Mr Jones Watches","version":"1.0","type":"link"}